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nudityandnerdery

avatarobi

When Thorin gave Bilbo the Mithril chainmail shirt, he said it was made for an Elven prince.

The only Elven prince that was born in any of the 4 Elven realms since the founding of Erebor is Legolas.

Frodo is wearing Legolas's baby clothes in LOTR.

ineedthislikeaholeinthehead

vigilantsycamore

The reason Poles on here are trying to get you to call Maria Skłodowska*-Curie by her proper name isn't because we're entitled or arrogant, it's because she used the name Skłodowska-Curie, she emphasised her Polishness her whole life, she faced huge amounts of xenophobia in France for being Polish, and now a lot of people think she was French.

*The pronounciation of Skłodowska is skwo-DOV-ska

miniar

catchymemes

debellatis

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

gallusrostromegalus

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

mylordshesacactus

This instinct is so deep-rooted that if you play an AUDIO RECORDING of running water around beavers, they will immediately show up with mud and sticks trying to patch the nonexistent leak.

short-wooloo

So in short, yes, when they see/hear running water and think "absolutely not"

limetimo

imaginig beavers yelling "THE FRIDGE!" like my mum yells "THE LAUNDRY!" when it starts raining

pkflashfire

nightfoot

Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.

an-idiot-artist

Immediately what I thought of when I saw this

nudityandnerdery

foundationaldecay

a line from hamlet. marcellus: something is rotten in the state of denmark

bill and ted from bill and ted's excellent adventure. ted leans toward bill, saying: "strange things are afoot at the circle k."

hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure

miniar

dead-james-potter

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

pkflashfire

forgondor

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands