Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji
- Defending women online
- Offering women support when they are in distress
- Commenting on a woman's selfie
- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend
- Sexual reasons
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped
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i explained the concept of freaking it to my 15,000 year old grandfather and he remained motionless within the glacier
“Cats don’t actually love you”
A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.
Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.
Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.
Thinking back to that one time an anon called e an idiot bc "you can't be 28 years old and say class of '96 in your bio you can't do math"
My guy. Since I was alive people have used that expression to say the year they were born. But then I thought about the differences between American expression and Italian ones so I'm making this poll
When you says "class of (insert year)" you mean...
You were BORN in that year
You GRADUATED (graduated what??) in that year
Please share this around and put your nationality in the tags I'm curious
YOU GUYS ARE NOT SPREADING THIS AROUND AND PUTTING YOUR NATIONALITY IN THE TAGS
In Russia it's the year you graduated from school
Okay but what if you were held back a year or two? My best friend is one year older than me but we graduated the same year bc she was held back. I've always used this as a way to gauge someone's age but using graduation year seems a bit too approximative to me
It's not used to measure someone's age, literally just the year they graduated school.
Same here in my corner of America--"Class of" is just used to tell when you graduated high school/college. It doesn't have an association with age.
September 28, 2025 - A group of ICE and Border Patrol agents try to arrest a random food delivery person in Chicago for the crime of looking like a person of color, but luckily the incompetent piece of shit Nazis fucked it up, despite there being like fifteen of them. [video]
This video was actually first sent to me with Yakety Sax dubbed over it, and I specifically searched around for the original version to post, because I dont find this situation funny.
I don't blame anyone for finding the bumbling ICE agents funny, but I wanted to post it to show how fucked up the situation is, so people can celebrate the guy getting away, and to show that ICE and Border Patrol fascists are largely incompetent morons who can be overcome.
This is a video of a person being targeted because of their perceived race by a group of anonymous heavily armed and armored agents of an explicitly white supremacist state, and essentially fleeing for his life. A huge amount of people have been disappeared by ICE, and many have been tortured ad even killed in ICE detention. Many have been deported to countries they have never even been to.
Making a funny meme video out of this at this point feels like putting funny Tom and Jerry sneaking music on a video of the SS walking past Anne Frank and her family hiding in a hidden room in the achterhuis in Amsterdam. Like: "these fascists didnt manage to catch this person and deport them to what might be their death, LOL"
Not trying to be holier than thou, i understand that people deal with shit situations with black humor, but just explaining that I'm personally not feeling the humor of it anymore, and that's why I posted this version and not the yakety sax one.